I must be too annoying 4 u.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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