ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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