Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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