Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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