Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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