He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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