Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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