Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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