How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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