That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
