Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think I sprained my soul last night
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He shit in the fireplace
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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