I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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