Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my sisters under your porch take her home
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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