no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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