The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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