my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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