Three words: puerto rican gang bang
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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