This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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