Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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