I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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