Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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