well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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