ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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