do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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