Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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