question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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