You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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