Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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