that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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