There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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