dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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