Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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