He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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