they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Will exercising make me less horny?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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