No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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