How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
