I don't think brook has ever known best
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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