if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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