I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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