Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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