ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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