SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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