she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Terrible idea I love it
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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