im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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