we're blogging at a bar
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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