Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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