Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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