Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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