If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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