I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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