Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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